By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

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Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
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redhusk89 0

FAIL. Hope you've got good recovery time and she's got a sense of humor. FYI if you've got a live willing sexy woman with you WTF do you need **** for unless you were trying to talk her into a new position (or location). YDI because from where I'm sitting as a guy you just said to your gf she isn't hot enough to get you up AND you are so hot for the girl on screen that any stimulation will set you off. P.S you made it almost 1/7 of the time needed by the way. According to recent studies the average time it takes for a woman to climax is about 7 minutes. Also another thing you might want to consider is that Men tend to be able to last twice to three times as long the second time. Point is get a ******** then get her off with your hands or mouth. THEN tap that!

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Jonesy_fml 0

Maybe it was just. that. hot.

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Carribu 0

I ******* AGREE with #12 and #28. 12's right because well...duh. Read it. 28's right because you have a girlfriend. WHY DO YOU NEED **** WHEN YOU HAVE THE REAL THING.

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Ntxcoyote29 0

I would consider some new positions maybe that can keep u entertained instead of ****. I prefer 69

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thebigslim 13

Yeah..... I think it's times like this that it is better not to post something like that. FYL indeed and poor girlfriend.

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fylindeed22 0

Wow. And you openly posted that online for the world to see? Epic fail.

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heidi101 0

hahaha i agree with #121 My boyfriend always tries to do that shit.

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Megan_515 0

...if you fail this hard you really should be glad any woman is willing to have sex with you >< And unless it was her idea, I'll agree with #12 that you're telling her shes not enough even DURING the act. I would be offended -_-

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jmcr 27

Idk my bf and i have talked about it to figure out mew positions to make it more fun we havent watched **** together so far but we have had been experimenting with positions and i learned some new tricks for when im down on hin so it isnt all that bad of an idea it all depends on how they both feel about it if the gf was cool with it then there's no issue

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