By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

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Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
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redhusk89 0

FAIL. Hope you've got good recovery time and she's got a sense of humor. FYI if you've got a live willing sexy woman with you WTF do you need **** for unless you were trying to talk her into a new position (or location). YDI because from where I'm sitting as a guy you just said to your gf she isn't hot enough to get you up AND you are so hot for the girl on screen that any stimulation will set you off. P.S you made it almost 1/7 of the time needed by the way. According to recent studies the average time it takes for a woman to climax is about 7 minutes. Also another thing you might want to consider is that Men tend to be able to last twice to three times as long the second time. Point is get a ******** then get her off with your hands or mouth. THEN tap that!

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Jonesy_fml 0

Maybe it was just. that. hot.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Chill out guys he was just trying something with his gf. Sounds like a fine idea to me, gets everyone a bit more excited, makes it more fun! (And I'm a girl)

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Jivesliven 24

It shows you as male. On that note, why does your gender matter here? We get it, you're a down to earth "girl" that all men are looking for, etc. etc...

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Kitty34_fml 0

I never really understood the appeal of watching **** during sex. Why watch people having sex and distract yourself from ACTUALLY having sex? That's like not going to the amusement park because you want to stay home and play Roller Coaster Tycoon. I don't know many girls who would go along with this. "Yeah babe, you're hot and all but.. I'd rather look at someone else's naked body while you pleasure me".

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beyondperception 0

You have a girlfriend. Shouldn't it be better than ****?

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Jaywin 3

It just sounds like you weren't ready for what you were getting into. Rookie mistake I guess so better luck next time.

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nikki1001 0

I watched **** with my bf once prior to having sex and it just made it hotter because watching the **** turns you on and gets you more in the mood. Makes you wanna be crazier. It's not that he needed it to get off, it was just to add more excitement. A lot of people do it. Some of you need to get out more if you don't understand that!! That said...WOW, I'd be so disappointed if I was your gf.....

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jumpgurl23 0

wow. your gf must hate ur guts. The trick is to watch it BEFORE you have sex. So maybe you wont make ur gf feel useless. jackass. YDI.

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