By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

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French_Toast_fml 3

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

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Comments

greatinbed 0

Holy shit your dog is wearing a wig!!!!! Haha thats so funny and cute(:

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moosemonkey1000 6

Does anyone else not see a dog wearing a wig?

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NyteWolf 7

You sure it wasn't actually a burger king employee and your boyfriend lost his phone? Hope you made sure first before jumping to the conclusion he doesn't want to talk to you

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MaydayParadexx 18

Exactly my thought.

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KaR1sma 6

Thats messed up... he went to burger king without you. :(

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ballbearing 10

Texts are pretty dam easy to just ignore...

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Platfoot 0

my comnents always get thumbed down, so why ever bother

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tennisrapper1 14

As doc would say: because your comment is stupid.

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quite_bored 9

Then why the **** did you waste everyone's time and comment?

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zombicidal 11

we can't all be awesome only a select few of us get to be FML famous

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EvilLilCupcake 10

Then why even bother putting this comment on here? If you're wanting sympathy, you came to the wrong place dude...

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zombiebombatron 6

Mine too. These people are assholes -__-

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Sumo69 9

Just try that on my girlfriend she told me I was fired now I got to go beg for my job back

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Mackenzie99 6

Then why are u guys together ???

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DocBastard 38

Since you texted him, wouldn't it have been much easier for him to simply ignore you and not text you back rather than concoct an elaborate tale about a fast food employee finding a lost phone? It sounds to me like he probably DID lose his phone and you're just an overly suspicious, needy, whiny twit.

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cruforlife 5

My thoughts exactly doc

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hazleydsweethrt 0

Not if she is the type that texts and calls back to back until she gets a response. I've said some pretty elaborate things just to get a guy to leave me alone for a day. Either way she is needy.

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