Intimacy: Today, I surprised my Batman-obsessed boyfriend by showing up... - FML

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By Stigmamma - 06/07/2016 13:52 - Australia - Geelong West

Today, I surprised my Batman-obsessed boyfriend by showing up to his house dressed as Harley Quinn. He was so awestruck that his cock decided he must be dreaming, and refused to get up. FML

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Regisord413 10

Thursday 7 July 2016 3:45

It's still pretty awesome that you decided to do that for him.

legitbatman 3

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:52

as a fellow Batman enthusiast with a major sexual attraction to Harley Quinn, I would probably have a heart attack if my girl did this for me. you are a wonderful human being

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Regisord413 10

Thursday 7 July 2016 3:45

It's still pretty awesome that you decided to do that for him.

legitbatman 3

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:52

as a fellow Batman enthusiast with a major sexual attraction to Harley Quinn, I would probably have a heart attack if my girl did this for me. you are a wonderful human being

iamdman 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:14

Your a rock star OP.

kikzermeizer 7

Friday 8 July 2016 20:36

Awwww stuff happens OP but that's still awesome if you to do that

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 9 July 2016 22:51

That's a great thing to do for him op, too bad it didn't work out.

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