Kids: Today, I started my new job at the place my sister has been working... - FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 01:03 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, I started my new job at the place my sister has been working for years. I overheard a child telling my sister that she expected me to be pretty like she is. The child then denied saying it when I asked her. FML

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JoeiiGuns 0

Thursday 9 February 2017 16:55

Lmao you must be hella insecure if you question children on what they think of you, but hey you know what they say. 'if a kid calls you ugly you're ugly'

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JoeiiGuns 0

Thursday 9 February 2017 16:55

Lmao you must be hella insecure if you question children on what they think of you, but hey you know what they say. 'if a kid calls you ugly you're ugly'

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