Intimacy: Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to...

By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

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By darthinvader - 16/07/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

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By NotCream - 04/10/2025 15:00

Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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By It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30

Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML

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cartmen73 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:44

That's a sticky situation

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Cheesecakee 11

Monday 16 January 2012 2:01

Thats ******* sick.

LittleBritt 0

Monday 16 January 2012 2:55

What's actually the most unusual thing about these vaginal secretions, is that OP is a guy!

hguzman904 0

Monday 16 January 2012 2:59

that is nasyy.. i wouldn't wanna be caught in that!!!!

Akharr01 5

Monday 16 January 2012 3:01

That would be good revenge

dirtysellers85 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:11

I'd eat it

yummcookie 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:23

Bottle it & sell it as natural glue!

Omgitsveronica 4

Monday 16 January 2012 5:38

Did you hear that? it's the sound of dads everywhere sighing with relief at the fact that this is scientifically possible.

alfalfa101 0

Monday 16 January 2012 6:23

Atleast your ****** gets a nice waxing...

LondonAbby 3

Monday 16 January 2012 6:55

change FML to TMI and then feel free to post nasty sticky va-jay-jay stories... I could have done without that bit of information... o.0

rudikk99 2

Monday 16 January 2012 7:12

Just lovely!!

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