Miscellaneous Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent... - FML

It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30

Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML

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sydmarie98 - 06/07/2015 22:51 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML

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Stinky and itchy

Tetetete - 03/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML

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benjamin03 - 05/07/2016 16:34 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML

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Red alert

nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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Nice spread

Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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Rash beard

Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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WhyGod - 10/12/2016 15:21

Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML

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Stressed out

BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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Relax

Anonymous - 07/01/2021 00:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML

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hpand 5

Tuesday 11 December 2018 20:38

Repeat after me, this font is the real FML.

Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13

Tuesday 11 December 2018 20:25

Still hate this font

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 December 2018 17:58

Looks like you have to stick with dirty underdrawers for now. Or stick to them, eeeeeeeewwww!

Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13

Tuesday 11 December 2018 20:25

Still hate this font

hpand 5

Tuesday 11 December 2018 20:38

Repeat after me, this font is the real FML.

weaboo 12

Tuesday 11 December 2018 22:01

I’ll translate this for normal people who can’t read the shitty font: Today, I used a new fragrance free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash

CRC_101 31

Tuesday 11 December 2018 22:07

If it burns, maybe you should consider the fact that perhaps it's not the detergent that's giving you a rash in that area...

slytheryn 14

Wednesday 12 December 2018 1:54

Used up 89% of my brains energy trying to read this

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 12 December 2018 4:46

I had the same issues but it turned out I was allergic to synthetic fibers not detergents so I just ware all cotton clothes 😊

1ninjanina 7

Wednesday 12 December 2018 5:14

Why is the font so terrible? It’s just cursive. No one can read cursive?

horsebabe86 11

Wednesday 12 December 2018 5:30

You deserve it for using this font!

crsyldy 19

Wednesday 12 December 2018 5:43

It’s not the cursive, it’s that’s it’s too small and horrible resolution, it’s blurry! Please please stop using this.

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