Today, I start a new round of antibiotics for two weeks. Two... - FML

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By Ms No Luck - 26/03/2018 16:24

Today, I start a new round of antibiotics for two weeks. Two months ago, I just finished antibiotics for a severe case of strep. Now I get them because my ex gave me chlamydia, claiming it on underwear and sex toys. My stomach hasn't fully healed from that first dose yet. FML

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azouwa 26

Wednesday 28 March 2018 12:00

Take with a small amount of food to avoid stomach injury. About 2 hours after taking your antibiotic or 2 hours before you should eat some yogurt or take a probiotic. Avoid c diff.

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azouwa 26

Wednesday 28 March 2018 12:00

Take with a small amount of food to avoid stomach injury. About 2 hours after taking your antibiotic or 2 hours before you should eat some yogurt or take a probiotic. Avoid c diff.

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