Miscellaneous: Today, I spent half an hour looking and riding this bike I liked.... - FML

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By Chartbc - 05/05/2016 03:08 - United States - Catlettsburg

Today, I spent half an hour looking and riding this bike I liked. Finally a sales associate came up to me telling me it was sold. "I was going to tell you before, but you just looked so excited" FML

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smallandroid 26

Friday 6 May 2016 2:00

The sales associated completely wasted OPs time by letting them think that it was a bike they could purchase. OP could have spent that half hour on a bike that wasn't sold if the employee had just spoken up earlier.

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ADOG2645 17

Thursday 5 May 2016 13:17

Oh my God, I feel so bad for you. You didn't get the bike you wanted. It's not like there are any other bikes.

smallandroid 26

Friday 6 May 2016 2:00

The sales associated completely wasted OPs time by letting them think that it was a bike they could purchase. OP could have spent that half hour on a bike that wasn't sold if the employee had just spoken up earlier.

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