Miscellaneous: Today, I spent half an hour looking and riding this bike I liked.... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Chartbc - 05/05/2016 03:08 - United States - Catlettsburg

Today, I spent half an hour looking and riding this bike I liked. Finally a sales associate came up to me telling me it was sold. "I was going to tell you before, but you just looked so excited" FML

I agree, your life sucks 223

You deserved it 18

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

smallandroid 26

Friday 6 May 2016 2:00

The sales associated completely wasted OPs time by letting them think that it was a bike they could purchase. OP could have spent that half hour on a bike that wasn't sold if the employee had just spoken up earlier.

Comments

ADOG2645 17

Thursday 5 May 2016 13:17

Oh my God, I feel so bad for you. You didn't get the bike you wanted. It's not like there are any other bikes.

smallandroid 26

Friday 6 May 2016 2:00

The sales associated completely wasted OPs time by letting them think that it was a bike they could purchase. OP could have spent that half hour on a bike that wasn't sold if the employee had just spoken up earlier.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Love Money Miscellaneous Birthday Cute Relatable Sextoys Intimacy NSFW Sex Work Bodyshaming Parenting Kids Food Fish Friends Social Media Divorce Stressed out Awkward Dance Break-ups Cops Dogs Animals Teenagers Swimming pool Health Poopoo peepee

The Top

The Top

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 794

You deserved it 144

Today, I answered the door to two Mormon girls from America. I live in the UK and am not religious at all, but I was too polite to slam the door and ended up letting them in. An hour later, a copy of 'The Book of Mormon' and 'My Pathway to Baptism' and I think I'm now a Mormon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 199

You deserved it 1 630

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 934

You deserved it 68 929

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 513

You deserved it 4 130

Today, it’s the fourth day in a row I’ve laid in bed for hours with my eyes shut, wide awake, then watched the sun rise. All my parents have to say is, “Insomnia isn’t real. Just go to bed earlier.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 019

You deserved it 114

Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 700

You deserved it 4 181