Today, I spent about 4 hours looking for my cat. I found out...

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By "wolfie124" - 02/05/2017 00:26 - United States

Today, I spent about 4 hours looking for my cat. I found out how well she blends in with the blanket when I accidentally sat on her when I sat on my bed... black cats and black blankets don't mix. FML.

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