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By Emi - 09/09/2016 17:47 - Australia - Glebe

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of spewing. Safe to say it was possibly the most painful, messy and projectile vomit I have ever done.
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Been there. You'll be smelling it for a week.

why were you spewing? if alcohol was involved you need to examine your life choices.

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Been there. You'll be smelling it for a week.

why were you spewing? if alcohol was involved you need to examine your life choices.

Next time you have to sneeze, push your tongue to your upper front teeth. It will stop your urge to sneeze.