By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML
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kunjac0945 21

OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

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fakenibba 23

I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0

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IAmMe204 25

Every action creates an equal reaction.

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xluciferx666 21

You can now say "I used to be an adventurer until I took a toilet to the knee"

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