Health: Today, I shat a magnet. FML

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By sadface - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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Bad day #74746

By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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Long drive home

By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 04:01 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML

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cBlackout 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:27

That's when you know you party too hard.

develgool 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?

Comments

bahamadaddy94 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:39

Vegas lol

ObviousMystery 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:02

Lmao at #99 and oh yeah WTF?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Saturday 1 October 2011 4:28

What o.o

summahpaige 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:33

Magnets. How do they work?

dillonManning 9

Thursday 29 September 2011 7:32

Been there done that

watagwa 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:57

BAHAHAHAHJAH! you're awesome.

fukyocouch 4

Friday 30 September 2011 4:44

hell yea

afulks78 11

Friday 30 September 2011 5:40

Painful ?

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 7:46

Op: " oh so that's y my ass kept getting stuck to the fridge!"

sentinel_233 0

Friday 30 September 2011 19:25

Lost it in your butt had to come out someone haha jk

nothingclever 0

Friday 30 September 2011 19:38

So why did you swallow it? Ritard.

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 14 June 2015 6:00

*retard Idiot. Also it is not nice to mentally ill people when you call somebody that

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