By Powerfool - 07/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20

How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.

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amirn86 0

That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories

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Icalasari 0

I would like to point out something: They never said if the closet was big or not. It could very well be the biggest or second biggest room in the house for all we know

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eoh42 0

You're lucky they are giving you a roof to sleep under. Quit complaining or get your own place. They don't owe you anything.

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blland 0

whoa, someone genetically unrelated just gave you a free room! I'd hit that deal!

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thatoneguy1812 0

Hey, give your step mom a break! She has a lot of shoes!

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babydoll86_fml 0

Find some moths, capture them, release them into her closet when she's not home, move into closet once all the clothes are destroyed. But seriously, that sucks. Really shows who is a priority for your dad.

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balanceMMX 0

have they started calling you Harry Potter, yet?

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luvtigers22 2

thats messed up! does she even have that many clothes?

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starshine3987 0

Sucks to be you Cinderella. Here's a few pranks you can try out: -Sprinkle itching powder on every piece of clothing in that damn closet. -Put a bag of bananas somewhere she wouldn't see it, up high on top of a shelf behind something she never moves is best. After a few weeks of growing smell and fly population she will make the gruesome discovery. -Put Nair in her body wash or better yet her shampoo. -Make the most of the situation. You have a wall connecting your room to her dressing room. Video voyeurism is only illegal if you get caught and highly profitable if you don't. -If all else fails, just torch the damn house on your way out of town. You can always be all mature and talk to your dad like everyone is saying but what would be the fun in that?

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sagittaurus 0

Hahaha, 109. Eh. Gratefulness is all very well and good, but really, it's the fact that a closet is, much more of a priority to the family than a human being. 104. What if you're my age? It's illegal to work at my age. So shut up about self-subsistence, please; it's irrelevant. If you're not legally emancipated, a parent owes it to you to provide for you - and it's a snub to a person's self-worth to see that they're apparently less important than what must be a shit-ton of shoes and clothing.

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