Love: Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans....

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

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You deserved it 37 562

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 278

You deserved it 7 011

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 367

Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 828

You deserved it 3 027

By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 820

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 715

You deserved it 220

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 909

You deserved it 172

Butterfly

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 563

You deserved it 2 870

Priorities

By Anonymous - 06/02/2022 17:59

Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML

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You deserved it 192

Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 227

You deserved it 1 284

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 141

r0ck5t4r 3

Monday 15 November 2010 1:06

Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...

lammylamb17 0

Monday 15 November 2010 0:58

ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....

Comments

BrittneySaysFTW 0

Monday 15 November 2010 6:45

Um..can you say stage 5 clinger ?

thisgirl2u 9

Monday 15 November 2010 6:53

Still a little bitter? And slightly stalkerish as well.. :-S

EpicPwnageGuy 0

Monday 15 November 2010 7:01

not everyone updates there Facebook page every second on what they do.

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 7:12

Could be worse

xcrystal011 2

Monday 15 November 2010 7:24

haha wow

lilluvowl 0

Monday 15 November 2010 7:53

lol wow :D

angel55033 12

Monday 15 November 2010 9:01

stalk much?

blahblahblah1234_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:12

he made a good call not getting back with you

CashMusicNet 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:45

Your a B****. I've dealt wit creepy women like u in my day and wow......your motives just proves you INDEED have no life. CASHMUSIC.NET

KyleIsSoFine 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:56

Ana, I don't know you but just gotta say, your profile pic is reaaally cute! Is that your bf? If it is then I must say, you guys make a super cute couple! :D