Today, I saw a guy with his car hood up and asked if he could... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2017 23:59

Today, I saw a guy with his car hood up and asked if he could use a hand. Looking at him closer, he had no left hand. Now I'm an asshole. FML

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user53658 15

Wednesday 11 October 2017 9:08

Of course not, you were kind enough to offer help, that's what counts.

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user53658 15

Wednesday 11 October 2017 9:08

Of course not, you were kind enough to offer help, that's what counts.

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