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By "AdeenCuffing" - 10/11/2017 21:39 - United States - Tampa

Today, I sat in my principals office for over 3 hours over an anonymous tip that I shoot heroin in and outside of school. I get blood drawn a lot, they're are needle marks on my arm. I have been threatened with incarceration and expulsion... FML
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GhostFox 33

Offer to do a drug test if they provide one, since they should perform one as evidence for their allegations, anyway. That will solve the immediate problem. Then file a complaint with the school board that, rather than actually attempt to investigate the matter, the principal skipped straight to threatening you and assuming that you are guilty of the accusations.

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Akitakat 31

Well, won’t they feel really stupid after they find out the truth! It’s supposed to be innocent until ‘ proven’ guilty... not the other way around!

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GhostFox 33

Offer to do a drug test if they provide one, since they should perform one as evidence for their allegations, anyway. That will solve the immediate problem. Then file a complaint with the school board that, rather than actually attempt to investigate the matter, the principal skipped straight to threatening you and assuming that you are guilty of the accusations.

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Akitakat 31

Well, won’t they feel really stupid after they find out the truth! It’s supposed to be innocent until ‘ proven’ guilty... not the other way around!

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