Today, I RSVP-ed to the other department's award ceremonies next...

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By Developmental - 20/01/2017 12:21 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I RSVP-ed to the other department's award ceremonies next week because their department is giving me an award. My department, on the other hand, have yet to promote me, a promise from a year ago. FML

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great_nate 26

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:09

Maybe you should transfer to that department.

OneGuySixDemons 23

Sunday 29 January 2017 20:08

So… How does that work?

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Sunday 29 January 2017 20:08

So… How does that work?

great_nate 26

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:09

Maybe you should transfer to that department.

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