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By CRricker - 03/05/2016 04:27 - United States - Spring

Today, I rode the bus to school. Two of my peers (not friends) start calling each other names and eventually ended up fighting. As they were brawling it out, they threw a couple of punches here and there, and finally hit something. I was the only one hit during the fight. FML

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peanuts363 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:57

Maybe instead of sitting back enjoying the fight you should have done the right thing. This is a little thing called karma. Ytdi

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 3 May 2016 19:39

you could have moved?

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