By soapysoap - 10/12/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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cthulhu1138 1

Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?

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not_my_life 0

I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.

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fobchick 0

he was probably trying to tell you smell. Haha Wal-Mart soap....spool ghetto!

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bored690 0

what a pathetic loser. you should give him the used soap back wrapped up all pretty.

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immastarr 0

you know when you think about it...a car horn isn't much more of a gift than soap. If you're a guy you would think that, ok girls like stuff that smells good..lets buy her soap !! AND if you hate him just over a stupid gift...do you even like this person for who they are? Guys will be guys! Dont be expecting necklaces for every occasion! lol.YDI for buying something so "expensive" for being under a year anyway.

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Mark13y 0

Sounds like a good old case of trailer trash.

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LemonStarship 5

The problem is you're taking it serious. I would wrap up pointless shit and give it to my gf all the time. She knew I was joking and would laugh and thought it was cute. Cmon do you really think soap is his ultimate gift to you?

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malaksoufan_xo 0

Maybe, just maybe, this guy is sending out a hidden message to you. without trying to be rude and all he might just think you stink? hahaha, just kidding -.-

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lifeisaplay 0

Men suck sweetheart :)

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criss90 19

don't expect something big in return... i mean.. he doesn't even know what youre getting from him. and also.. he might have a surprise for you and the soap bar was some random thing he gave you xD

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CoffeeCovered 0

Give out of the kindness of your heart, not because you want something in return. And be happy you got anything at all and he didn't forget to get you SOMETHING.

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