Today... I received a letter from the driving authorities stating... - FML

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By Delorean1977 - 11/05/2017 09:54

Today... I received a letter from the driving authorities stating that my last two penalty points have been cleared and that I now have a clean license. I then received a notice from the cops stating that I exceeded the 50kph speed limit by 17kph which incurred an €80 fine and 3 penalty points. FML

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Thursday 18 May 2017 4:06

You still deserve it. Why post again? Did you think you would get sympathy?

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Thursday 18 May 2017 4:06

You still deserve it. Why post again? Did you think you would get sympathy?

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