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By weeping_willow - 02/11/2017 01:19

Today, I realized that the only action I got on Valentine's Day, was a colonoscopy. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Saturday 4 November 2017 18:22

Little late for that, isn't it?

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ChromoTec 24

Saturday 4 November 2017 18:22

Little late for that, isn't it?

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