Health: Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I...

By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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By foxfur - 14/07/2016 12:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 584

You deserved it 21 759

By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 110

You deserved it 41 847

Regular boozehound

By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

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You deserved it 30 245

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML

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The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 626

You deserved it 6 882

Denial

By Andre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 156

You deserved it 32 433

By alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 36 274

By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 314

By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:19

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

tingting1 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:05

hmm.. get help this is kind of sad....

Comments

DontMindMe 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:11

YDI for not going to AA and getting help for that problem that is burning a hole in your life and your wallet.

bored690 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 6:59

HAAHAHHA when I drank I used to go through the drive through and one of the guys always asked if I was having a party LOL

thgiliwt 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:09

LOL i love it.

Haahee2 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:42

go to AA

ALRULES88 1

Saturday 24 April 2010 7:52

GO TO AA

Nightxx 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 11:17

Who cares if they think bad about you besides you need help..

YUNO_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:28

rehab

miss_sunshine716 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:02

Hahahahahaha fyl.

Demotivator 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:30

Lol #2 and #84 epic win.

andrewsgirl2010 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:08

Maybe you should go to AA then huh?

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