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By DeezNuts_1234 - 10/07/2016 21:36

Today, I realized that I dislike my parents so much that I sat around after work at my job for two hours to avoid going home. FML.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 11 July 2016 12:14

Time to take 2 hours more work & save for your own place.

PineapplePizza 15

Monday 11 July 2016 19:13

I hate going home so much sometimes that I'll claim I have a ton of homework. So instead of going home for the weekend, I'll stay in my dorm at school even if I have to take a city bus to the store.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 11 July 2016 12:14

Time to take 2 hours more work & save for your own place.

PineapplePizza 15

Monday 11 July 2016 19:13

I hate going home so much sometimes that I'll claim I have a ton of homework. So instead of going home for the weekend, I'll stay in my dorm at school even if I have to take a city bus to the store.

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Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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Today, I got to work and saw a new desk had been setup on stilts. "Oh, who got the standing desk?" I asked. Turns out it's for the guy in the wheelchair who was right behind me. It needs to be high so the controls of his wheelchair can fit under the desk. FML

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Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML

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Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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Today, my mother and grandmother informed me that my sixteen-year-old dog died. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelled at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML

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Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

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