Intimacy: Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even...

By mad dude - 12/01/2011 07:46

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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Never enough

By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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chasin_butterfli 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:21

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:42

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

Comments

notalwaysbesta 14

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:07

I have a guy like that. Only he just doesn't like "dating" and I'm a genius.

coleycakes36 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:26

embrace it.

sithspaz 9

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:29

Been there dude. I feel for you. It sucks when you figure it out. My advice is just get the hell away from her.

megamandude455 10

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:32

what the hell does that even mean!?

Sasoono 1

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:41

well its time to put away the hair conditioner, tighten your thong and quit being such a PANZI! :D

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:28

one word ... loser

jayalexander 7

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:01

me too bro... just roll with it

Doyle911 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:44

Ryan???

fersure_not 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:57

hahahaha WIN!

hightimes90 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

POONER

tothevictor 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:11

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal!!

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