Miscellaneous: Today, I realised that the reason I've had to replace my £80... - FML

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By Thanks - 07/05/2016 10:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I realised that the reason I've had to replace my £80 perfume every month or so, is because my mom has been using it as an air freshener every time she's took a dump. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 10:43

Move it to your room from now on? To people that don't use scented products often, or use a lot of very cheap ones, expensive and cheap tend to smell the same.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 10:43

Move it to your room from now on? To people that don't use scented products often, or use a lot of very cheap ones, expensive and cheap tend to smell the same.

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