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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 07:51

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

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The neverending dinner

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 14:00

Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By DLS - 18/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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Training wheels

By Pizza? - 08/04/2026 15:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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Self sabotage

By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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Guildy pleasure

By SocialAnxietyNightmare - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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Sunday 18 August 2013 2:51

Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).

RivetingTaleChap 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:53

Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.

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BagelTheOtaku 25

Wednesday 21 August 2013 22:20

what's your BTag

rebellionwars 11

Saturday 24 August 2013 5:01

Lmao, this is the best.

brandy_garcia 3

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:14

now when do you realize that you cant spell?

musiciangirl591 16

Friday 13 September 2013 3:40

some countries spell realize with an "s"... OP is probably from one of those countries

Fru1403 11

Monday 14 July 2014 4:27

For the horde! ;D

Ohshitdude 21

Friday 26 September 2014 5:20

maybe its time to lose the mouse and pick up a spatula?

Tossan1999 11

Thursday 12 February 2015 20:18

I'm sure it'll just be easier to learn how to now, OP. Wouldn't suggest many WoW recipes though.

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