Love: Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful...

By idontgetit - 12/06/2012 23:39 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

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Same thing different taste

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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Unlovable

By Anonymous - 18/03/2025 23:00

Today, I told my family that I have a girlfriend, and showed them her Facebook. They immediately started taking bets on when I’d mess it up, when she’d dump me, whether she actually existed, if I’d just made a fake Facebook, or whether she was a pro I hired. I hate my siblings. FML

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She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:35

He might just be on to something.

mhopper 13

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:35

He's absolutely right!

Comments

kfurymes 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:52

A little of my faith in humanity has been restored

Bebbo_fml 21

Sunday 12 August 2012 4:49

Daddy knows best op.

gsssxr600 4

Monday 28 January 2013 20:24

Listen to your father son, he has a lot to teach

danilols689 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 4:05

he's right you know.

Aimee1331 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 6:50

He has a point

shadwolf99 2

Monday 7 October 2013 17:27

Anyone who duck faces in any picture is someone you shouldn't be associating with

Makayla18_18 13

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:14

Is she 12? Because that's really the only age group that does "duck face" anymore.

JackFaire 27

Friday 29 November 2013 3:01

*sighs* It's ironic really that elitist dad's never realize that it's them who are bringing shame to the family.

LRSandTJB412 8

Friday 28 March 2014 10:26

If your gf takes duck face pictures, and then puts them on face.. then you should definitely reconsider..

kelardy 11

Friday 6 June 2014 7:54

smart dad, if we are lucky we can keep their kind from breeding (and if they breed with each other in a few generations duckface will be a real think as babies will be born with it XD)