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By Badcrushluck - 12/01/2017 01:43

Today, I pointed out a really cute guy at my school. One of my friends immediately said "you know he's a satanist, right?" FML

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Firegirl741 29

Wednesday 18 January 2017 6:42

Satanism isn't all that bad

mrandmrsanon 7

Wednesday 18 January 2017 17:58

Church of Satanism or Luciferian? They're very different and the church of Satan is actually not bad and they're mostly atheists.

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 18 January 2017 0:10

Schools are full of rumors. If you really like this guy go up to him and ask him about it. It's a good excuse to talk to him too.

Firegirl741 29

Wednesday 18 January 2017 6:42

Satanism isn't all that bad

mrandmrsanon 7

Wednesday 18 January 2017 17:58

Church of Satanism or Luciferian? They're very different and the church of Satan is actually not bad and they're mostly atheists.

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