Today, I plucked the courage to tell the love of my life and... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 20:16

Today, I plucked the courage to tell the love of my life and friend how I felt. He seemed receptive which is fantastic for my anxiety. Within 24 hours he's engaged to a maze of a girl he met recently, has blocked me from everything social media wise, and he's saying I am a psycho stalker. FML

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