Holidays: Today, I planned to go as a zipper skull face for Halloween.... - FML

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By zipperface - 01/11/2016 14:21 - United States - Muskego

Today, I planned to go as a zipper skull face for Halloween. The glue wasn't setting so my husband applied the entire tube and proceeded to blow dry my face. After it started drying, my face starting burning so I ripped the zipper off. My face is a complete rash and I'm still scraping glue off. FML

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roaf 13

Thursday 3 November 2016 6:10

Yikes, that's not good. Fyl I hope you didn't get any in your eye or anything, that could be a serious problem

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 6 November 2016 1:09

when it comes to things like that you need to always test the product out on your arm to test for any allergies.

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roaf 13

Thursday 3 November 2016 6:10

Yikes, that's not good. Fyl I hope you didn't get any in your eye or anything, that could be a serious problem

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 6 November 2016 1:09

when it comes to things like that you need to always test the product out on your arm to test for any allergies.

TwoXMike 14

Monday 28 November 2016 7:59

Plan to go as Zipper Skull Face end up going as Two Face

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