Today, I picked a scab on my lip in my sleep, and I woke up to... - FML

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By shadjsjaa - 03/02/2018 11:56 - United States - Edmond

Today, I picked a scab on my lip in my sleep, and I woke up to a nasty lip bleed. After five hours of lip balm, vaseline, bandages, and holding a wet paper towel to my face, I have resorted to crying and begging my lip to stop gushing blood. My job interview is in half an hour. FML.

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Callyn 47

Monday 5 February 2018 15:17

I'm sure that the job interview already happened, but for next time you should use some superglue. It works really well for stopping minor bleeding in inconvenient areas. I hope this didn't affect you getting the job.

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Callyn 47

Monday 5 February 2018 15:17

I'm sure that the job interview already happened, but for next time you should use some superglue. It works really well for stopping minor bleeding in inconvenient areas. I hope this didn't affect you getting the job.

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