Intimacy: Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable...

By Kathrynn - 07/03/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it, realizing that sex is just normal. I quickly walked past their room when my cat ran past me into their room, cracking open the door. Now my parents think I was peeping and need therapy. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 806

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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You deserved it 641

Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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You deserved it 1 447

mylifesucks0906 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:46

If they were having sex, why wouldn't the door be fully shut?

Amkii 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:38

The cat's a perv! Maybe HE needs the therapy!

Comments

lpaul49 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:59

I agree with #4. People are morons. Honestly.

fuckmylife66_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 15:49

lol man that realy sucks dick

deadguy321 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:50

Agree with #7.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:17

Why didn't you just tell them it was the cat? What kind of parents are more willing to believe that their child wanted to watch them have sex than that the cat walked in?

takran 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:11

I agree with #32 and #45 Your parents are idiots if this is true.

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:54

I don't really believe this one. You were just walking by the room when the cat opened it. It's not like you were peering in at them. They have no reason to think you were peeping, especially since a cat ran in the room when the door opened.

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 15:33

They shouldn't have done it with you around. That's just awkward.

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:59

Your cat hates you!!!!!!!! you should have fed him

Compass 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:33

I'm so glad my parents are religious and don't have sex after my mom's menopause (because now they can't have kids so there's "no reason" to have sex). Hooray for no emotional scarring.