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By Lady_Spaghetti - 25/03/2017 22:00

Today, I noticed a middle-aged man with a baby. It was strapped to his chest, facing away from him, with a beanie pulled down over its head. My first thought was, "It can't breathe". Then, "That's a small baby". Once I got close enough, I saw its plastic hands and realized, "That's not a real baby." FML
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cacheson 41

The real question here is why is a middle aged man carrying around a plastic baby in public?

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sparkledoge 29

I'm completely confused about everything in this FML...

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cacheson 41

The real question here is why is a middle aged man carrying around a plastic baby in public?

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HaleyMeredith 13

It could be a practice baby before parenthood type of thing.

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sparkledoge 29

I'm completely confused about everything in this FML...

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1DisGR8 32

I swear it's too early for the April Fool's Day FMLs...

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Syllyme 10

Maybe it was the guy from the Hangover ?

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RockPrincess26 16

Exactly. That's what I was thinking of.

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RichardPencil 30

Plot twist: it was a dead baby with prosthetic hands! Dunh-dunh-dunh!

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AstroTurfMatador 11

Actually, I just saw this on "Hack My Life" today. It's so you can sneak alcohol into places you normally can't get any. You take the "guts" out of the doll, put the container inside, drill a hole in the back of the doll head and run a straw.

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

But-- you can purchase alcohol at Disneyland, which is where I spotted this weird man!

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Bearsmomma 30

Maybe the man didn't want to PURCHASE anything (I'm sure the prices are ridiculous ;as that's the case at most amusement parks/tourist attractions) so he snuck it in.

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ImminentDisaster 12

But isn't it way overpriced?

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jnugzzz 6

Only at California Adventure, and it's not exactly cheap. Sneaking it in definitely would save money

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

Disney's security has been much tighter lately, with more check points and the like. I'm sure they would've detected something like that... or not. Still strange, either way.

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codyolimason 12

Is it a coincidence that I'm watching a BuzzFeed video where two people are raising a robot baby for a week and the guy had the baby strapped to his chest in public haha

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Talented73 54

F BOTH of your lives! You need glasses and he is bat shit CRAZY!

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LevelupKid 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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GhostFox 33

On the plus side, it was a guy with baby doll and not, y'know, a guy walking around with a dead baby strapped to his chest. Second one would be decidedly worse.

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