That sucks OP, sorry. Shitty roommates are the worst.

Ima say what most have already commented which is just get some ear plugs ohhh and also replace their stash with cat nip,let them know when they respect your sleep time you'll give it back.

I think it needs to be your time traveling self to be masturbation.

Well is it?

Wait, but that's actually a good question. Is it gay though?

op, there's not much you can do, if you are befriended with those guys you probably don't want to call the cops on them, drugs can turn the nicest people into inconsiderate egomaniac even dangerous pricks..so..op, my unasked and unwanted advice would be start looking for a new place/flat/condo or whatever, if you plan on keeping your job and it's by any means important to you. if not, what the hell ;) enjoy life op

Well... is it gay?

That's a good question

see the real question here is not wether its gay or not but wether its the highest form of masturbation or the lowest form of incest

lmfao! that's hilarious