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By Why - 08/09/2016 08:19 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I moved in with my best friend. Today, I also learnt that he likes being loud with porn videos... I just signed a six month lease. FML
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SquilliamFancy 15

Oh, please. Of ALL the things your roommate can do, this is one of the MOST harmless indulgences. Just tell him to knock it off, or buy a pair of headphones, and if he doesn't? Oh well! I'm sure you're just as accustomed to the sounds of **** as he is. As long as it's not at three AM, or you're in the middle of some serious studying, it is what it is. Especially if you haven't, you know, asked your BEST FRIEND if maybe he can tone it down.

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jijjhby 4

Oh God. immediately search for ear bleach.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Oh, please. Of ALL the things your roommate can do, this is one of the MOST harmless indulgences. Just tell him to knock it off, or buy a pair of headphones, and if he doesn't? Oh well! I'm sure you're just as accustomed to the sounds of **** as he is. As long as it's not at three AM, or you're in the middle of some serious studying, it is what it is. Especially if you haven't, you know, asked your BEST FRIEND if maybe he can tone it down.

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