Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

Comments

MadeOfAwesome 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:47

At least her parents know what your intentions are

fyldude69 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:47

did the parents join?

njfliiboy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:54

if the parents find out expect to be a dead man

PoeSlayer 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:50

they did find out...they walked in on it...hence the point of the fml...

gigie2_fml 11

Monday 31 October 2011 5:48

you mean a dead girl...

movies12 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:12

ON. HER. PARENTS. BED! That is soo ******* gross!! Her parents need to sleep there. Does ur girlfriend not have a bed?

Islandboi9 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:19

amazing.

hqwoody327 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:30

You should have asked the dad for a high five!

RFreedom 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:02

that sucks :S

JoeyImage 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

nishylishy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:30

It was a WOMAN who submitted it :).

xillentz 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:15

i also noticed that. "On 10/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)" hmm. not bad.

doggie3 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:19

Sorry to say dude, but YDI.

Gia0896 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:27

sucks 4 you man. oh wait. YOUR A LADY??????!!

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