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By awspinks77 - 13/01/2016 09:40 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I met in person a girl I'd been casually talking to online. The sole thing she didn't lie about was her somewhat annoying personality. Age? Not 20. Try 50. Height? Not 5'1", more like 5'10". Among many other things. I left her at Starbucks after 5 minutes and now she won't leave me alone. FML

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