Love: Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty,...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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Self-esteem boost

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

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Unwelcome visitor

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Barking

Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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We had a deal

By Tea biscuit Dunka - 27/07/2022 04:00

Today, it appears that when in high school I made one of those "If we're unmarried at 35, we should marry each other" deals. Well, this afternoon she turned up at my house. I'm not married, but I have a pregnant girlfriend. She claimed a girlfriend doesn't count so our promise is still binding. And yes, she had the crazy eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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Superhero stuff

By jfc - 18/08/2025 00:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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Brukernavn 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:18

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

escualida 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:19

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

Comments

bittersweet1 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 17:48

divorce her. if she doesn't you can't blame yourself. everyone deserves to had happiness and real love

My2864 1

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:26

i dont.. all people who say theyl kill emselfs IF..... are full off crap.. even so **** her let her its not like well miss another crazy biatch also whyd ya marry her in the first place?

happy_animal_lov 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:07

divorce her, get her in an asylum to get the help she needs, and date girl #2

jerry10394 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:21

you must be a ******* moron.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 23 August 2010 2:00

Just **** your wife leave her and don't feel sorry.

shocka_fml 4

Saturday 18 September 2010 18:42

ditch the bitch and go for the babe. if she kills herself, that's one less stalker ya gotta worry about ;)

littlejew 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:36

kill that bitch

Khfan12 13

Monday 17 January 2011 10:37

Hah, I thought this was gonna end in something stupid like "She's a lesbian" or "She's dating my brother/friend". This is a lot worse. That sucks for you. If you don't really love her, at least get her help so she won't commit suicide and then divorce her.