Miscellaneous: Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to...

By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By Katie - 12/11/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML

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By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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Pain in the neck

By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML

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By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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Sunday 11 July 2010 9:09

Stop trying to be nice to your mother until she appreciates this kind of shit. Then move out. The end.

pebbles93 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:08

yur moms a bitch

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babysayslove 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:45

omg dude that sucks :( maybe next time try more music to her taste?

Edgar210 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:45

I bet it was Justin Bieber.. No wonder she threw it out

R3kli3 10

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:53

revenge is always the answer

DamionDude 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:57

Song- Smoke that weed Artist- Nice Peter Look it up, give it ur mom Album- Songs for moms lol!

flotar 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:00

lol. fail.

VaJJ23 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:10

that's what you get fo putting burner songs..

Trickyklown 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:14

That is pretty messed up! D:

jace17 5

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:16

wow, your mom isn't very conciderate, the least she could of done was deal with, or just remove the cd, throwing it out if a window? that's just mean

the_flirtt 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:16

hah yup

MATTMAN93 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:19

Haha win!

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Same thing different taste

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