By spitballer1 - 06/07/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML
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SchitzoFRIENDic 0

Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

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Knockyoudown 0

Lmao that gives such a funny visual but that sucks OP.

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generalspecific 0

oh my goddd that's soo funny. in the best way ... because that's a really sweet thing to attempt. well, better luck with your future romantic endeavours. i hope you have a good girl who stuck around after getting puked on. ahahahahah

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bb1_00 0

YDI ..... that sucks fyl

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shewasalmost18 0

Hmm. I bet you got laid

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speak_a_da_truth 0

Smooth! Did you nudge the last meatball her way as well with your nose? Says you're from Jersey I'm guessing Italian your nose should be plenty big enough to roll it her way.

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fatema_is_effed 0

aww, at least you tried. and it would have been very romantic. :)

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lastminuteperm 0

I am a girl and would HATE that. That would be too awkward! Wow. That's what you get for trying to hard. YDI

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AndelleRae 9

Hahaha, off topic and all that, but I totally read your user name as "last minute sperm." Lmao. I am so sorry.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

i'm sorry by i read your username wrong too XD sorry! but OP, i am so sorry that happened. but at least you were TRYING to be sweet.

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plexico 3

You wanted to be The Tramp! Now, you're going to be a hobo with a thrown-up-on ex.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Well, that turned out slightly less romantic than the movie x)

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