Kids: Today, I'm too scared to fall asleep because my two month old... - FML

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By ScaredSleepless - 27/04/2016 10:16 - United States - Richmond

Today, I'm too scared to fall asleep because my two month old has a cold and keeps gasping for breath in her sleep, and even if I do manage to get some shut eye my other daughter (a two year old) makes sure to wake me up by randomly screaming in her sleep. FML

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LadyAthena 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:24

If the baby is gasping for breath take her to a hospital for God sakes

HBND 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:31

My sister had the same thing, we took her to the hospital and found out she had a virus so you should take your daughter there

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LadyAthena 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:24

If the baby is gasping for breath take her to a hospital for God sakes

HBND 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:31

My sister had the same thing, we took her to the hospital and found out she had a virus so you should take your daughter there

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