Work: Today I'm supposed to give a work presentation to a room full... - FML

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By Ginger - 03/05/2016 12:59 - United States - Portsmouth

Today I'm supposed to give a work presentation to a room full of people. I'm also on day 3 of having explosive diarrhea. FML

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neawalkerthebear 15

Wednesday 4 May 2016 4:30

Jeez sounds like a shitty situation... But all puns aside I really hope you feel better OP

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neawalkerthebear 15

Wednesday 4 May 2016 4:30

Jeez sounds like a shitty situation... But all puns aside I really hope you feel better OP

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