Health: Today, I'm pregnant and have a cold that causes me to sneeze... - FML

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By Delirious_Panda - 28/12/2016 00:18

Today, I'm pregnant and have a cold that causes me to sneeze at least 100 times a day. This wouldn't be so bad if my baby weren't sitting on top of my bladder so that I need to sprint to the bathroom in time to sneeze or risk pissing myself at work... FML.

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ImTheDoctor11 0

Thursday 29 December 2016 1:47

I'm there with you haha I also agree try panty liners

lucygirl0710 4

Sunday 1 January 2017 21:59

if it is just a little pee try putting on a pad or pantyliner and God luck op

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VeryTiredMomof3 17

Wednesday 28 December 2016 23:02

Sucks. Been there. Try wearing panty liners. Congrats on your baby!

ImTheDoctor11 0

Thursday 29 December 2016 1:47

I'm there with you haha I also agree try panty liners

lucygirl0710 4

Sunday 1 January 2017 21:59

if it is just a little pee try putting on a pad or pantyliner and God luck op

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