By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 17:26 - Canada - Uxbridge

Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18

There's a "Holy Spirit" joke here somewhere.

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OneLittleAdditio 9

I have nothing against having drinks once in awhile but if u knew you had a big responsibility why did you do it? Especially when ur supposed to be setting a good example for you nephew as his godmother.

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hotPinklipstick 24

I'm going to have to say you deserve it. There is not really a good excuse for that. If you knew you had something that important to go to today, you shouldn't have gone out the night before. If you 'absolutely had to', you should have paced yourself.

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jnibbles 5

If she "had" to go out and drink, she may want to go to AA. She obviously would have an addiction if she "needed" to drink especially to an excessive limit.

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hotPinklipstick 24

I agree, that's why I put the quotations around the words absolutely had to.

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perdix 29

At least you'll have a nice trough to puke in. Sometimes cautionary tales are more instructive to kids than role models.

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rhysfucker 24

Her only role in life is to serve as a warning to others...?

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lilhellian 26

At this rate yes.. If she gets her act together then.. We shall see...

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chocolateisyum 12

Well it's your fault, you're not getting any sympathy from me. And probably not any from other FMLers. You brought it it upon yourself. YDI

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lilhellian 26

And yet 130 People have FYL. So far... Definately checking it when I wake up..

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TipOfTheHat 10

They serve wine for communion, it will keep the buzz going till you get home!

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Altar_fml 2

Sad to say, you make the average godmother.

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SillyGirl4602 23

I have been to several baptisms. I am a godmother myself and I have never seen one that got so drunk the night before that they showed up to church hungover.

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laurenlovesjb 20

How sad that you were the one chosen to be the godmother.

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KingCeltic77 18

Shouldn't you be a better role model as a godparent?

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dancer4life143 13

I'm not going to lie... I read that comment in Red Foreman's voice..

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androiddestroya 7

As did I, but it's missing the famous "dumbass" at the end.

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mizuki123 8

Am I the only one who sang the a7x song?

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ErinBaby33 6

That's okay, Catholics find it completely acceptable to get drunk.

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cristy91 33

Christ turned water into wine, it'd be a shame to let it go to waste

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