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By FMLFreakShow - 17/12/2016 19:50 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I lost my wallet. When I couldn't find it in my house or car, I called my girlfriend to see if it was there. She answered on accident. Let's just say my wallet is still lost, along with my girlfriend. FML.
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Mynxie 26

How do you answer by accident? And was she doing something, or rather someone, she wasn't suppose to when she answered? Need more info please

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k_cummins 21

I don't understand what's happening here...

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k_cummins 21

I don't understand what's happening here...

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InfiniteSunshine 32

While searching for her wallet, she called her girlfriend to see if she had it. That's when her girlfriend broke up with her, so now she has no wallet and no girlfriend.

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RhiannonMuh 16

I assume OP rang up his/her girlfriend, who answered the phone by accident (sitting on it, etc) and OP heard the girlfriend cheating. That would be my explanation, but if OP would clarify, we'd all be grateful :)

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xx000o 27

You may have lost your girlfriend, but she has to return your wallet and hopefully it's contents intact.

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Mynxie 26

How do you answer by accident? And was she doing something, or rather someone, she wasn't suppose to when she answered? Need more info please

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mummabear11 0

Clearly his girlfriend was being chased by a horde of zombies when she answered the phone. The distraction from said phone call caused the horde to overcome and kill the girlfriend. Obviously. Gee OP show a little compassion for your deceased partner.

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