Today, I lost my virginity with my girlfriend. The moment we... - FML

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By JustHadSex - 04/06/2018 04:03

Today, I lost my virginity with my girlfriend. The moment we were done, before we could even start to cuddle, she immediately reached over, got her phone, and played "Just Had Sex" before constantly referring to me as "Virgin-no-more" for the rest of the day. FML.

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Wednesday 6 June 2018 18:53

normally I would find that hilarious but I can see that if you have just lost your virginity it can be a big moment and that is probably not respectful or how you imagined it.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 6 June 2018 18:53

normally I would find that hilarious but I can see that if you have just lost your virginity it can be a big moment and that is probably not respectful or how you imagined it.

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