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By Sad face emoji - 08/01/2017 10:26

Today, I lost my virginity. Today was also the day my husband saw my orgasm face....he went limp. FML
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Mr_Mole 24

First time and an ******? Hmmmm.

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GhostFox 33

Seriously, #2? "Most" doesn't mean it's impossible, first off. Second off, "first time" can mean first time with another person, meaning the person can have experience with sex toys- which means they don't have the pain from stretching. Third, if enough time is spent prepping, even someone with no experience could ******. Fourth, physical activity can also mean the pain isn't an issue. Fifth, you're awful ******* rude to call someone you don't even know a liar over something so private.

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Mr_Mole 24

First time and an ******? Hmmmm.

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Mynxie 26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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GhostFox 33

Seriously, #2? "Most" doesn't mean it's impossible, first off. Second off, "first time" can mean first time with another person, meaning the person can have experience with sex toys- which means they don't have the pain from stretching. Third, if enough time is spent prepping, even someone with no experience could ******. Fourth, physical activity can also mean the pain isn't an issue. Fifth, you're awful ******* rude to call someone you don't even know a liar over something so private.

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URBeingLied2 23

Something so private they shared it on the internet

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