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By 17ANDSINGLE - 12/07/2016 00:03

Today, I looked at my closeted boyfriends facebook. Turns out I'm the other person as he's actually had a girlfriend for two years. Something like this has happened with my past three relationships. I've only had three relationships. FML
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GhostFox 33

Lovely of people to, like always, try to blame someone who is the other victim of a cheater. Once again: The only one to blame for a cheater cheating, is the cheater. Don't say, "Well you should have seen the signs." Don't say, "Well, you obviously didn't want to know." DON'T SAY, "Well, it's your fault they're a cheater and liar because *insert blatantly idiotic and adulterer-apologist reason." Cheaters are PROLIFIC liars- they tend to have VERY FEW, IF ANY tells. It's one thing to say "well you should have known" and an entirely different thing to pick out tells from someone who has large amounts of practice hiding those tells. Stop blaming people for not being paranoid about whether the person they are dating is a cheater and then turning around and telling those people that there's something wrong with them for being paranoid. In fact, MAYBE, if you are going to throw out the "you should have noticed" bullshit, you should give EXAMPLES of those tells? Instead of telling someone they should pick up on them when it sounds like you don't even know the tells. Even then, it is still blatantly wrong to paint someone who didn't know that the person they are pursuing was in a relationship as being the one at fault for the adulterer not being able to exercise self control and human decency. I swear the FML comments are ridiculous when it come to this topic. Someone is paranoid their partner is cheating? "You should leave them, they clearly don't trust you!" Someone trusts their partner and it turns out their partner is cheating, "You should leave them for cheating!" Someone trusts their partner, and it turns out the cheater had a preexisting partner? "It's your fault for not magically knowing or being suspicious!" Exercise some consistency, please. And, you know, stop blaming someone for having their trust betrayed when you know nothing about their life?

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Mynxie 26

I am not sure how that happens 3 times. I think you are missing some serious signs. And after the first two times, you should have learn some tells. Hopefully the next relationship is a legitimate one. Though I will I would play poker with you anytime :)

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Mynxie 26

I am not sure how that happens 3 times. I think you are missing some serious signs. And after the first two times, you should have learn some tells. Hopefully the next relationship is a legitimate one. Though I will I would play poker with you anytime :)

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sohigh10 34

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

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GhostFox 33

Lovely of people to, like always, try to blame someone who is the other victim of a cheater. Once again: The only one to blame for a cheater cheating, is the cheater. Don't say, "Well you should have seen the signs." Don't say, "Well, you obviously didn't want to know." DON'T SAY, "Well, it's your fault they're a cheater and liar because *insert blatantly idiotic and adulterer-apologist reason." Cheaters are PROLIFIC liars- they tend to have VERY FEW, IF ANY tells. It's one thing to say "well you should have known" and an entirely different thing to pick out tells from someone who has large amounts of practice hiding those tells. Stop blaming people for not being paranoid about whether the person they are dating is a cheater and then turning around and telling those people that there's something wrong with them for being paranoid. In fact, MAYBE, if you are going to throw out the "you should have noticed" bullshit, you should give EXAMPLES of those tells? Instead of telling someone they should pick up on them when it sounds like you don't even know the tells. Even then, it is still blatantly wrong to paint someone who didn't know that the person they are pursuing was in a relationship as being the one at fault for the adulterer not being able to exercise self control and human decency. I swear the FML comments are ridiculous when it come to this topic. Someone is paranoid their partner is cheating? "You should leave them, they clearly don't trust you!" Someone trusts their partner and it turns out their partner is cheating, "You should leave them for cheating!" Someone trusts their partner, and it turns out the cheater had a preexisting partner? "It's your fault for not magically knowing or being suspicious!" Exercise some consistency, please. And, you know, stop blaming someone for having their trust betrayed when you know nothing about their life?

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