Today, I locked my keys in my car at the grocery store. The only...

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 03:34

Today, I locked my keys in my car at the grocery store. The only place to sit is a bench directly between the entrances to the bathrooms. Smells about like what you'd expect. Only another hour and a half until the locksmith can get here. FML

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Druu 53

Tuesday 16 May 2017 4:47

Take a walk? And if you're unable to walk, take a motor scooter up and down some aisles to pass the time.

HalfLit 17

Wednesday 24 May 2017 12:57

When I was moderating this I accepted it just so I could tell you TO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE. YDI

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Druu 53

Tuesday 16 May 2017 4:47

Take a walk? And if you're unable to walk, take a motor scooter up and down some aisles to pass the time.

HalfLit 17

Wednesday 24 May 2017 12:57

When I was moderating this I accepted it just so I could tell you TO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE. YDI

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